like imagine if you’d never seen a dog and you saw a saint bernard and you were like, what’s that and then someone was like, thats a dog. and then you saw a chihuahua and you were like ok whats that and they were like, that’s a dog. wouldn’t you feel lied to? wouldn’t you sense that something was amiss
me: I hate arguing
also me: I want him to say something to me so I can go the fuck off on his bitch ass!!!!!!!!
basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”
i don’t read “uwu” as a smiley face in my head i read it as “ooo woo”